Maisie-Whimsie

Sep 20, 2014

nautinat:

It’s Denise but you can call me De-nice
babygoatsandfriends

nautinat:

It’s Denise but you can call me De-nice

babygoatsandfriends

(via babygoatsandfriends)

Sep 20, 2014

lightningblood:

We met some really cool kids today. #worstatpuns #goats #springgatewinery
http://instagram.com/p/s_jCdTuIqg/

lightningblood:

We met some really cool kids today. #worstatpuns #goats #springgatewinery

(via babygoatsandfriends)

Sep 20, 2014

madeupofnothings:

[The “A” is for asexuals & aromantics- not allies]
Mine, please and thank you

madeupofnothings:

[The “A” is for asexuals & aromantics- not allies]

Mine, please and thank you

(via near-sane)

Sep 20, 2014

superwolfboneswholockgiraffe:

spacemuffinz:

hawaiiansquirrel:

luanlegacy:

stanley-tsaii:

Just a set of quick photos I did for class.

you lost all your energy before you even walked out the door? you lazy bum

That’s exactly what a monday feels like

kinda what social anxiety feels like
I’M GONNA DO IT I’M GONNA DO THE THING WITH THE PEOPLE
*gets to door*
wait never mind i need to alphabetize my sock drawer

this is what chronic illness looks like. :( this is what I go through every single day. Only I’m at half empty before I even get out of bed… :\

Yeah, that “lazy bum” is really uncalled for. Some people lose lots of energy on small daily chores. 

You are lucky that you don’t. It’s not an achievement on your part, it’s just luck.

(via sirida)

Sep 20, 2014

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

(Source: macaronkitty, via happyoctopuses)

Sep 20, 2014

elizarickman:

#pancakekitty sez “Happee Satterdeigh”. #catsofinstagram #round
http://instagram.com/p/tL0yRfnKfM/

elizarickman:

#pancakekitty sez “Happee Satterdeigh”. #catsofinstagram #round

Sep 20, 2014

everyonescafe:

増えた by 神野奈緒

everyonescafe:

増えた by 神野奈緒

Sep 20, 2014

groupieguide:

sleeepynatural:

NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.

Nobody.

groupieguide:

sleeepynatural:

NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.

Nobody.

(Source: youarethemelodyinmyhead, via realhousewivesofnightvale)

Sep 20, 2014

(Source: dalelazarov, via orcasoup)

Sep 20, 2014

Guy In Your MFA (GuyInYourMFA) | Twitter

If you’re on Twitter and love books, you should definitely follow this parody of a 20-something novelist guy. 

idea: “Rime of the Modern Mariner.” His albatross is a 7.5 inch iPhone.

A disgruntled housewife plans to kill her husband. The story is narrated from the perspective of the arsenic she puts in his whiskey.

Does the word “vagina” make you uncomfortable? Because I use it 814 times in my next piece.

Idea: a young wall street broker as a modern Icarus who flies to close to “the sun” (the sun = corruption and sin)